| Frimley 
              Green All Stars.... Wow, with us 
              winning 3 out of the last 4 pub quizzes, I thought I'd dedicate 
              a small section of my site as a tribute to our success. In the last 
              2 weeks, we've managed to win almost £60, which is alot better 
              than any ITBox. The max per team is 4, so bearing this in mind, 
              the usual team consists of Thomas, Mork, Peddie, Maccas and Kevin. 
              Unfortunately, like the lottery, the Quiz jackpot has decreased 
              recently. When we first won we got £25, however it's usually 
              between £15-20 now, but £5 is now also given to the 
              team with the best team name, which we usually win if we don't win 
              the quiz! So, why Frimley Green All stars? Well its just one name 
              we put down when we desperately lacked one, guess it's alright in 
              a shit sort of a way! Anyway, maybe I'll add to this in the future, 
              maybe I won't, watch this space! 25-Feb : Wellz, Just thought I'd update you all on the latest result! Missing our star striker (THP), we (Peddie, Kev and Mork) struggled with the stupid questions designed for people aged 30+. The usual array of 'what year is this song' for a Rod Stewart song and a 'Name this band' question for some utter shit song! Disappointment then turned to anger when a table of girls won the bingo and did the usual girly screams (I can tell what they're gonna be doing every night when aged 50, better buy shares in Mecca binga!!), just like I'd predicted, I hope they get pregnant... Grr!!! 2-Mar : Another night at the carps, but a date that marked the return of Thomas (Kev + Mork were also present). MA classed this quiz as really really easy, but with questions like 'How many New Pence was a 6 Pence worth' (2.5p btw!), it wasn't exactly easy. Still, we came out on top, coming joint first with 16/20. We won the music intro quiz with the help of the Scottish lady who's team we beat 2 weeks previous on a tie break. Kevin also almost won the Bingo, 1 number away from £60 when the usual screaming girl won it.   
              
                 
                  | Date | Venue | Team 
                    Name | Place | Winnings | Other |   
                  | 20-Mar | Wheaty | ? | 2nd with 
                    16/20 | - | Best 
                    teamname, which was 4 bottles of beer and I also won a teddy 
                    bear!! |   
                  | 16-Mar | Carps | ? | 3rd with 
                    14/20 | - |  |   
                  | 9-Mar | Carps | I bought 
                    my wife some flowers for valentines day, she said "I 
                    suppose you want me to open my legs for you now" and 
                    I said "why's that, haven't you got a vase?" | 2nd with 
                    15/20 | - |  |   
                  | 6-Mar | Wheaty | A women 
                      with no legs or arms won the world fruit picking championships....Now that's what I call a jammy cunt!.
 | 3rd... Last 12/20
 | - |  |   
                  | 3-Mar | Carps | How can 
                    you tell if an Essex girl is aroused? - She displays signs 
                    of arousal, such as enlargement of the clitoris and swelling 
                    of the labia. | 1st with 
                    16/20 | £23 |  |   
                  | 23-Feb | Carps | What 
                    do you call a man a spade in his head? - An Ambulance | 2nd... 
                    Last!! 9/20 | - | Thomas 
                    was missing, we felt the loss! |   
                  | 20-Feb | Wheaty | Why does 
                    an elephant have 4 feet? Because 6 inches isnt enough.
 | 1st with 
                    18/20 | £18 |  |   
                  | 16-Feb | Carps | ?? | 1st with 
                    19/20 | £17 |  |   
                  | 9-Feb | Carps | ?? | ?? | ?? | I was 
                    ill |   
                  | 6-Feb | Wheaty | ?? | 1st with 
                    18/20 | £15 |  |  
 A picture 
                of one of our first victories at the Wheatsheaf   |